Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Landfall
TABS is a wobbling army sandbox: place units, start the battle, and laugh. A unit is a joke, a battle is a clip, and the skill ceiling is whether you stopped giggling.
What kind of game is it?
Physics comedy battles. You place a knight, you press play, you watch a wobble become a war. This is comedy rather than a competitive RTS. The unit is a joke.
Who is it for?
For players who love placing a wobbly army and watching the physics decide.
- Loop
- Expanding a base
- Sessions
- Short sessions
- Progression
- Campaign
- Players
- Single-player
- Structure
- Sandbox
- Tone
- Comedic · Accessible
Game DNA
What playing it feels like, out of 100. Our reading, separate from Steam reviews.
- Progression80
Estimate
- Social18
Estimate
Key Steam facts
Steam store figures, checked 17 Aug 2026.
2021-04-01
Checked 17 Aug 2026.
Steam positive percent.
Checked 17 Aug 2026.
Checked 17 Aug 2026.
How many people play Totally Accurate Battle Simulator?
Estimates from public Steam data, not figures from the studio. Ranges, not exact numbers.
Steam reviews × 25 to 55. For a free game: players, not sales.
Most people playing at the same moment, per SteamCharts.
Peak that month: 2,736.
Half of 300 recent reviewers played 10.8–53.2 h. 2% under 2 h.
Players over time
Where the players are
Languages of the last 300 Steam reviews. A proxy for regions, not a country split.
- English54%
- Russian14%
- Simplified Chinese10%
- Portuguese (Brazil)4%
- Spanish (Spain)4%
- Korean2%
Steam data checked 4 Oct 2026
What makes it different?
Place a wobbling army, press play, and the skill ceiling is whether the giggle stops.
Core mechanics
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